GREGG

Media junkie, Obsessive Compulsive Order (not disorder,
functional), restless, wake up too early for everyone. Like reading in the bathtub. Science is cool. Enjoy spending money. Hate people mostly. Name my bikes. Talk to inanimate objects. Like to clean. Collect flashlights & knives. Lye in the liquor cabinet. Prefer gin. Never loan out records. Let people read books. Make databases of everything.
Constantly doing things. Sitting still & watching a movie is hard. Will watch & read the same things multiple times. Mantra = Sucks, Stupid. Difficult to live with because of being a nazi about stuff. So I hear. Garlic goes in most food. Put horseraddish on a BLT. Put black pepper on your
bagel w/cream cheese. Fold your socks down. Glare at kids with mesh baseball hats & greazy hair. Yell at children, play with animals. Eat them sometimes. Go to the mall and look at people. Bike everywhere. Drink too much coffee & feel sick. Drink too much booze & feel sick. Eat too much food & feel sick. Usually happy, never depressed. Like talking to
strangers. Hate giving directions. Hate noisy birds, wind chimes & leaf blowers. Like the smell of electronics, high quality paper & fresh basil. Hate the smell of people.